Sunday, June 4, 2006
Sun, Jun 4th, 06 @ 4:22pm - NEW NEW NEW
The Aquabats are releasing a new edition of their cd, CHARGE. It will include 2 extra tracks..and some DVD footage I believe. LOOK FOR IT IN STORES SOMETIME THIS SUMMER! Its on presale at www.theaquabats.com
Eagle "Bones" Falconhawk
Monday, March 13, 2006
Hey. I wanna join this thing...I didn't know whether to put this behind an LJ-cut or not...so...
REAL NAME: Tara
OCCUPATION: Defender of weiner dogs and gooddoers everywhere
PLACE OF BIRTH: Houston, TX
KNOWN RELATIVES: Toaster 4000
GROUP AFFILIATION: Cadets-in-training
HEIGHT: 5' 2"
WEIGHT: 156 Earth pounds
HAIR: A mass of crazy brown stuff
STRENGTH LEVEL: 5
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN POWERS: Ability to crash your computer from a foot away
MUSICAL LIKES: Ska and rock
TURN ONS: Serious awesomeness
TURN OFFS: Evilitude. Seriously
PICK YOUR OWN SPECIAL CADET NAME! Sunflower-chan
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Sun, Aug 14th, 05 @ 3:51pm - AHOY!
As the midgets swarmed aboard
The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers
Caught us by surprise
As we tried to battle back
where have all the aqua cadets gone?! the world is in trouble!!
Friday, June 17, 2005
Fri, Jun 17th, 05 @ 11:24pm - are you readdyyyyyy?!?!
GET YOUR SHOWER CAPS AND YOUR RUBBER DUCKYS READY!!! AQUABATS HERE WE COME!
Thursday, June 16, 2005
OCCUPATION:secret undercover transportation professional, can drive anything from moss covered tomb-like vehicles to run-down minivans
PLACE OF BIRTH: your mom’s garage
KNOWN RELATIVES: the Incredibles, a group of fellow crime-stoppers
GROUP AFFILIATION: U.T.S (undercover trans. Service) what can blue do for you?
HEIGHT: 5'5, except on tuesdays
WEIGHT: 10 kilograms
STRENGTH LEVEL: strong enough to make a rubber ducky cry
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN POWERS: super sharp reflexes and incredible taste in dashboard decorations
MUSICAL LIKES:pretty much anything that floats my boat, mostly rock, heavy or not, jazz, junk like that
TURN ONS: the rain ;)
TURN OFFS: flat tires, broken wings, leaks
Monday, June 6, 2005
Mon, Jun 6th, 05 @ 2:24pm - Cadet Portfolio #0003
JAMSTER JIM! REAL NAME:
PLACE OF BIRTH:Military base
KNOWN RELATIVES:Not famous enough
GROUP AFFILIATION:BOD, Jammie Pies, Aqua Cadets, S.O.U.P (Secret Organization Unknown by People)
HEIGHT:More than Goose and Senor Ninja 8000.
WEIGHT:Less then Goose and Senor Ninja 8000. Good for flying.
STRENGTH LEVEL:Can keep a good horn angle the whole show.
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN POWERS: Very very sneaky. Other powers are so cool, that their not even known by the population.
MUSICAL LIKES:Many, except some.
TURN ONS: Awesomeness
TURN OFFS: Smoking
Sunday, June 5, 2005
Sun, Jun 5th, 05 @ 11:13pm - CADET PORTFOLIO #0002
Aqua Cadet Alias: Senor Ninja 8000
REAL NAME: Kat
OCCUPATION: undercover agent/hired assassin for the conspirators of the music corporation
PLACE OF BIRTH: TEXAS
KNOWN RELATIVES: practically the entire Mexican population
GROUP AFFILIATION: AA (Assassins Annonymous)
EYES: needs repair
HAIR: constantly changing color
STRENGTH LEVEL: awesomeness beyond awesomeness
WEAPONS: the sleek Zatoichi or any other blade within reach and the Nacho Blaster!
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN POWERS: the almighty power of the belch! this mighty power is used offensively and defensively with it's massive force from the bowels of Senor Ninja 8000
MUSICAL LIKES: metal, rock, punk, ska, jazz, techno, country, tejano, mariachi, and everything in between except polka...
TURN ONS: a hot hot concert and girls!!<3
TURN OFFS: boys and polka...
Sun, Jun 5th, 05 @ 10:18pm - CADET PORTFOLIO #0001
Aqua Cadet Alias: GOOSE
REAL NAME: smikey
OCCUPATION: mighty horn blower 5000, midget imitator
PLACE OF BIRTH: end of a rainbow..me pops was a special lad
KNOWN RELATIVES: ewoks, hobbits, verne troyer
GROUP AFFILIATION: marclar & co, bod, jammie pies, gca
HEIGHT: on stilts..5'1"
HAIR: ..octopus hairpiece
STRENGTH LEVEL: mighty
KNOWN SUPER HUMAN POWERS: skank at speeds exceeding 203 mph, pats on head to knight thee special
MUSICAL LIKES: i contain multitudes..greek covers
Sun, Jun 5th, 05 @ 9:41pm - OUR FOUNDATION..OUR BIRTH..
Seven (almost eight) years ago, eight (almost nine) men emerged from a mossy log tomb that washed ashore on a sandy beach somewhere in southern Orange County, California. Heat, moisture and extreme pressure mutated these men into the most dazzling human-sized punishers the of evil-doers the world has ever known. Not satisfied with simply taking a bite out of crime, these men decided to eat the whole apple and take on that juggernaut of injustice- The Music Industy. Using the time-tested "Trojan Horse" tactic, these true geniuses armed themselves with guns and guitars and started a rock n' roll band. They called themselves...THE AQUABATS!